- Hufflepuff: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
- Slytherin: Hufflepuff, that's physically impossible.
- Hufflepuff: *cups Slytherin's face* Are you sure?
- Slytherin: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.
This is just everything I needed
people who go through college without drinking coffee to survive are impossibly stalwart and should never be challenged
but the people who DO drink coffee to survive college are filled with unstoppable power before their coffee, but only if every task they are completing is towards the goal of getting coffee
what im saying is: if a non-coffee-drinker stood in front of a coffee-drinker’s coffee maker, who would win?
unstoppable force vs an immovable object
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
Please share takes no time or money and could save a life🙏🏾
He went missing in the south west London (Richmond, Putney, Wandsworth, clapham area) Hes 17 years old, police have been informed
Can we please boost this like the other post. He is still missing. If you live in London please share!!
WE ARE STARVING
Hello, I’m Rabbie. I’m 23, in Indiana, and starving. It’s 3/22/2017. I’m bedridden and waiting on surgery, and me and my roommates don’t have a dang thing to eat at all. Everything is terrible, I’m depressed all the time and wish I could work but I just don’t have the access to it. We don’t have money for rent either and I cannot survive homelessness.
Look at our empty bank account:
Please, if you have anything to spare, my paypal is rabbitcomrade@gmail.com and I have a paypal button on my sidebar. If you need a direct link for mobile, you can head here: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=MG6Q6ZU44ET6J
Listen I hate to do this but we’re about to run out of toilet paper. If you have even 5 dollars, please help us if you’re able and comfortable to.
Morning it’s 3/24/2017 and I’m still in a really bad place and very worried ab what it will mean for me
Hey y'all it’s 3/26/2017 and we’re still far off rent. Please help, we’re struggling really hard.
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override
Do you ever wonder how much you exist in other people’s lives? I’m always curious if people think of me when a certain song comes on, or when they pass through a certain town. I wonder how many stories I’ve been a part of that I may have forgotten. I wonder if I still I exist in the minds of people that I don’t speak to anymore. I wonder how many times a day I pass through someone’s head.
if you look closely you can see that one of chris evans’ eyes blink .375 seconds faster than the other and it’s the funniest fucking thing
