bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing.
Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film
man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets
'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'
'excellent. elaborate please'
'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'
'what the fuck'